Evelyn Lies June 5, 2008

Evelyn is the name my sister used when she was six years old. Her name wasn’t actually Evelyn, not even close, but she told everyone it was and you had to her address as such or she would cry until her code name was said aloud, like a torturer manipulating their victim. Can you say badass? And hence we have the name Evelyn Lies, an ode to my younger sister who is much cooler than she knows. Though sadly, not as cool as me.